Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Top 10 Reasons To Be a Female Pornographer

10. You get to kiss your boyfriend's fantasy girl.
9. You know what a big dick really is
8. Free Sex Toys
7. Paid Travel
6. You don't come home with a headache
5. Free time to garden
4. You can pretend you learned it from the movies
3. Your boyfriend wants to hear you rant about work at the end of the day
2. You get to keep the stilettos 
1. You get to kiss Lauren Phoenix

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Any chance you will go back? Are you working on any screenplays for regular movies?

Anonymous said...

By the way, this is Clint. I just forgot my blogspot password.

Anonymous said...

Kat where are you?

Kat Slater said...

Hey Clint! Sorry... I have been working on the book of my five years as Kat Slater with Larry Flynt. It's a crazy story all total.

Nope, not going back. Of course, never say never, righ?! But, I'm happy where I am right now and the moola in the industry has changed... sort of ate itself alive, with only those at the VERY top making any real money. Also, I had a great 5 years, learning so many things I never would have otherwise known. But, finally got to a point where there was no further place for me to go in the biz.

But, I do love your posts... they always inspire me. How are things with your girlfriend? You ever share your fantasy with her?

Kat

Anonymous said...

Hey Kat,
Clint, here. No, I didn't tell her about the fantasy. Maybe some things are best left unsaid. lol. Its cool that you are working on a book. I can't wait to read it.