Q&A Doggy Head

Kat, I am concerned my wife no longer is satisfied by my love making. The other night I came home early from work and found her naked, on her back, with a jar of peanut butter and our dog between between her thighs. Is this healthy? Should I be worried my four legged buddy is doing my bride?

Sincerely,

Jiffy Lube

Jiffy,

"Healthy?" Let's break it down into two parts. A woman can get all sorts of problems from raunchy sex without a good shower afterwards... urinary tract infections and yeast infections being the most common. A man is also not immune should he join in here. But, cleaning off well, before one goes to sleep, or work for that matter, can ward off any of the annoying little bugs.  And turns out at least a good piss after sex can do the trick.  

As for the "mentally healthy" side... it's all part of nature.  Dogs wouldn't go there if there wasn't some natural smell that attracted them.  FYI... you may want to tell our girl to save the money on the peanut butter, because no Jiffy is needed.  Dogs have incredible long, perfectly rough tongues, and it's just near impossible for any man to match that while munching the muffin.    So for starters... it just plane feels good for "everyone" involved.  Throw in the whole naughtiness, and you're into the mental zone of why both sexes venture out of the typical missionary.  This fantasy is more common than one may think, and I have yet to ever hear of any chick going off the deep end of reason because her dog gave great "head."  

Should you be worried your four legged friend is moving in on your action?  It sounds to me like you have an adventurous woman.  I doubt she's going to only "do" Kujo, the way I doubt she's only into laying on her back for you.  I'm sure you must have recognized this along the way, and probably embraced it in choosing her.  Just think of Kujo like any other toy or plaything she may have had or wants to discover.  None of it replaces love and affection from and for a partner.  My suggestion would be to allow her to feel just as comfortable with this, as you may have in other somewhat off-beat acts of sexuality.  If she hasn't yet gotten her fill, perhaps ask if you can watch and masturbate, during this?  Maybe kissing her while Kujo does all the work?  Your acceptance of this exploration for her will probably bring you closer.  And before you know it, she'll be begging for your tongue down there again.  Don't forget... Kujo is giving her unconditional love.  My bet is she has a whole lot of exploration in her, and would love to do it all with you... the man she married.  But, she will hide it from you if neither one of you can address it, or if she feels you may condemn.  

I would never advocate either lover go along with something the other wanted, with either one feeling it not working for oneself.  Everyone is entitled to their own feelings, and it should be respected... with compromise to any union of two human wills.  If the dog just doesn't work for you, you don't have to be part of it.  But, do realize the woman you married is sexually inquisitive.  I am always a big fan of communication.  If you can at least get to a place of voicing your thoughts on this with her, without making her feel badly for having such thoughts, you may both find an alternative way to explore a similar fantasy which works for both of you. Often, simply dirty talking about a particular fantasy can do wonders for a woman.  Think about it like you would a very naughty fantasy you would love to share with your wife.  What would you want?  

Don't condemn.  Communicate.  And explore TOGETHER.